Hard to imagine some of these A-list celebs in the Lonely Hearts Club this Valentine’s Day but it’s the truth. Thanks to Buzzfeed, now we know that some of the richest, sexiest, most successful people in the world will be home eating chocolate ice cream from the container tomorrow night. Miley Cyrus will be pouting over a box of chocolate hammers, licking each one once and then putting them back in the box. Selena Gomez will be home inspecting the holes in her walls from all the bullets she dodged while she was with the Biebs. And Clooney will just be home, just, being super hot. Wait, how is he on this list? Anyway, for any BattleShoppers out there who join them in Lonely Hearts Club this year, cuddle up in the embrace of a warm pashmina and know that you’re in good company.